is our Smackdown Champion. She finished in 1st place with
273 points on 40 correct picks. She attributes her Smackdown
finish this year to “clean living.” Right, like we don’t know
Aron at all…
Derek “Son of Geezer” Simmons
finished a very strong second with 260 points on a whopping 49
Andrew Farhat finished
in 3rd place with 240 points on 38 correct picks. We want to
send a special thank you to Andrew. We here at Smackdown Central
cannot imagine a more thankless job than being the guy trying to
keep Derek from going straight to Hell…
Barry “Two Smiths in the Top
Four” Smith finished in 4th place with 237 points on 43
Katherine “Second Simmons in
the Top Five” Simmons finished in 5th place with 237
points on 41 correct picks.
Mark “WuShock” Vetter
finished in 6th place with 237 points on 43 correct picks.
Respect to the Shockers, Mark.
Almost as crazy as Ted Cruz, but with much better legs,
conservative icon Sarah Palin
finished in 7th place with 226 points on 43 correct picks.
Craig “I am now older than
Moses Malone” Kurtz finished in 8th place with 216 points
on 43 correct picks.
John “Chipmunk” McFarlane
finished in 9th place with 213 points on 42 correct
John “Assistant Vice Provost
THIS…”Augusto finished in 10th place with 210 points on
44 correct picks.
Paul “Smackdown Corporate
Counsel” Smith finished in 11th place with 204 points on
39 correct picks.
Michael “NOW Kansas has a
valid reason to duck WSU” Dome finished in 12th place
with 202 points on 39 correct picks.
Wayne “Geezer” Simmons
finished in 13th place with 199 points on 42 correct picks.
Alex “Grandson of Geezer”
Simmons finished in 14th place with 196 points on 40
Todd “Literary Genius” Thummel
finished in 15th place with 193 points on 42 correct picks.
Scott “Former Three-Time
Champion” McLoughlin finished in 16th place with 190
points on 40 correct picks.
Meghan “Newbie” McGill
finished in 17th place in her inaugural Smackdown with 189
points on 37 correct picks.
Bryn “Adding Class to This
Joint” Wittmayer finished in 18th place with 187 points
on 42 correct picks.
Arthur “Haircut” Gepner
finished in 19th place with 173 points on 37 correct picks.
Michael “Raccoon” Bird
finished in 20th place with 167 points on 36 correct picks.
Paul “Red Demon” Lehmkuhler
finished in 21st place with 157 points on 36 correct picks.
Sean “Ultra” Heston
finished in 22nd place with 154 points on 35 correct picks.
John “Sugarpuss” Wittmayer
finished in 23rd place with 152 points on 35 correct picks.
David “Cooter” McFarlane
finished in 24th place with 146 points on 31 correct
Clif “The King of Pain”
Jefferis finished in 25th place with 144 points on 35
Rand “The Commish” Simmons
finished in 26th place with 144 points on 34 correct picks.
Aron “Did Indiana even make
the Tournament this year?” Rider finished in 27th place
with 134 points on 29 correct picks. However, she is still
riding the adrenaline high of Amy’s win, so she doesn’t care.
Patrick “I have the best beard
not belonging to a homeless person” Smith had the
toughest outing this year and is our Smackdown 2015 Anchor Man
with 112 points on 26 correct picks.
If you have not yet taken the opportunity to congratulate and
concede to our new Champion, please take care of business.